Stars around the head

Well....I always thought what will happen if someone bangs hard on my head. Will stars revolve round my head? Ever since I had been watching cartoons, I observed whatever happens to your head (beating, falling down etc. etc.) makes stars revolve round your head. Sometimes even birds come and do that, as if they are all making fun on your stupidity of hurting your head. Many times I wanted to try it on myself but was too scared to do it. Thought, what if I pass away and the whole motive behind the exercise is lost. But I could not believe it unless I personally experienced it. What to do next was the question. While I was in midst of this turmoil, something really funny happened and my journey to the stars reached its destination.

It was a Friday morning, as usual I woke up!!!! Fridays have recently been days of hunger for me. Generally, I thought of fasting....well fasting has different dimensions for different people. For some its a way to please the Lord, kinda bribing him in order to achieve ulterior motives. For me as most of my friends know my secret desire to remain fit, its a reason to diet for a complete day. Though 1 Day dieting doesn't help much but gives me satisfaction of being hungry for the whole day!!!! Anyways....I didn't have the usual Good Morning milk, thought of skipping liquids too, for this Lucky Fri- day. It was a bit cold that morning and I took real hot shower....more than I usually do, too hot just enough not to burn my skin and have boils instead of tan!(Well Indians don't need tanning). By the time it was all done the bathroom looked like a hot water spa filled with steam. I could hear water dripping sound in the bathroom and I was sure that no taps were open. To my surprise the sink had started leaking and I bent down to see if it was manageable problem or we would need experts. Good thing was a simple m seal would do the work, but I didn't have it in hand. A bit disappointed, I stood up and suddenly a vast BLACK SPACE was in front of my eyes!!!!! To my suprise, I could actually see stars revolving round my head! The time period was too short for the birds to fly in!!! But I had the experience of a blackout and stars, something that I always wanted to experience. Childhood wish came true in a very unexpected manner. Amazing!!!! I did not know that it has to be the cartoon way always to experience what I wanted. Despite of all the want for this experience, the blackout freaked me out. For few seconds I went completely blind! After the lovely mishap I promised to myself, no matter what happens I am not skipping the good morning milk, though the resolution to fast (to diet) still remains applicable.
Please be cautious these stunts can be done only by professionals like me!